I was originally posting it as an example of what my life has become now that I am officially, for real real, no joke, DONE with CAP21. I declared on October 28 that I wasn't coming back and I have upheld the promise. Now I'm spending lots of time hanging out in a big sweater that keeps my neck warm and drinking cheap beer. But then I uploaded that photo and scoffed at myself. Really, Molly? A striped seventies mom sweater? Bangs all up in your eyes? Visible (albeit backwards) Jukebox the Ghost poster in the background? PBR?? You hipster fuck. (However: can we acknowledge how awesome that nail polish is? It matches the can!!)
So... yeah. Oops. I'm keeping it there so you can scoff at what my life has become right along with me. Let's consider it a caption contest. If you can think of something better than "hip-unemployed-ster," you win a prize. Probably something lazily homemade.
Maybe I'm just bitter because I never had a proper going-away party...
me: drunk
at
work
andrea: You devil
How are you getting drunk at work?
me: we just signed the lease for moving onto the 5th floor and had cake and champys
and i pretended it was my going away party
andrea: HAHAHAHAHAHA
yes.
me: so of course it was GREAT
PS: I still have all the office keys, CAP21. If I return them can I get my soul back?
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