I really wanted to make a pimped-out Pop Tart, since Pop Tarts are the epitome of all that is wonderful in the world of junk food, but apparently someone already beat me to it. So...instead we will attempt to pimp the all-American HOSTESS CUPCAKE. No, no, not attempt. We WILL. And hopefully I will be able to snag someone's digital camera to document it all.
We will of course be pimping the original chocolate kind, not it's inferior golden cousin.
Let the games begin.
Oh man, now I really want a Pop Tart.