I have to write a commercial parody for my sketch class so I'm using it as an excuse to sit on my couch and watch lots of bad TV to "research." I can't turn away from NeNe on Real Housewives of Atlanta stoned out of her mind on pain meds recovering from a ton of plastic surgery. HILARIOUS. NeNe is my fave. I mean, this is her NOT stoned on pain meds so you can only imagine the joy that is happening right now:
I watch way too much Real Housewives of anywhere. I'd watch Real Housewives of Topeka if it was on right now. Too bad Project Runway isn't still on Bravo. If I were watching that I could at least pretend that I'm learning things about... patterns... and... socks.
andrea: i'm watching old epis of project runway in bed while joe mixes loudly
me: PRO RUN
andrea: proj ruuuuun
me: why the hell did they move it off bravo??
andrea: have you ever seen the fashion show?
which is bravo's desperate attempt to save themselves after selling proj run...
andrea: i have NO IDEA. it has always been their best show
its sooooooo booooooring
me: no one can compete with tim gunn and heidi
andrea: especially not fucking isaac mizrahi
he's such a caricature of himself its like he's probably not even gay
me: i know!
andrea: he probably goes home to his secret wife and kids and chops wood
and why doesn't he ever wear socks?
what the hell dude?! socks are good
me: he doesn't?
andrea: he's always wearing mancassins with no socks
me: i mean, i don't love socks, but his feet must stiiink