I recently unearthed an old flash drive and found a couple gems that I can't resist shoving in your faces.
A long long time ago (late summer 2007, perhaps?), I had to go to an all-day payroll system training with my boss. It was the kind of corporate drudgery that I hope I never again have to go through for any job. I eventually took over the task of processing the weekly payroll, but it's amazing that I learned anything that day. Not only did we have a nice beer lunch, but I spent most of the training session making Microsoft Paint drawings:
The first one especially is a nerdy, inside joke to other ADP PayExpert users, but hopefully you can at least appreciate my fine art skills.