I guess this makes more sense when you see it in a gchat window where the symbols transform into actual funny things, but use your imagination. Here's a key:
:D = insane laughter
~@~ = pile of poop
V.v.V = scuttling crab
and of course, <3 = heart, DUH
Pepper those into your next heart-to-heart gchat convo (or shall I say, <3 2 <3?).
THE WIND JUST SHOOK MY HOUSE
where am I living, a goddamn shanty town?!!!!!!
molly: oh dear
tape those windows down
laugin' out poop
goddam, i killed it, not funny anymore
~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~ ~@~
andrea: shut up
its totally funny
andrea: seriously, I feel unsafe here
the top floor is just gonna straight up blow off
just don't get too close to the windows
you can have my records, and my record player
and my booze
if I don't drink it from the beer
if i don't drink it from the fear. FEAR
molly: oh god, don't be talkin' wills!
(but of course i'm taking your records and record player)
i'm about to get sucked to wonderland, or whatever
not wonderland...where did dorothy go?
molly: oh my god woman, how much booze have you had?
andrea: not a lot
i think its the chocolate and the fear
i drank a big beer
and i'm about to bust into some cava
molly: that's gonna be an amazing burp
andrea: because i'm not going out into that goddamn rain until my boyfriend has music out of his system and is ready to snuggle
(this conversation is going to wind up on the internet isn't it?)
"The Weekly Widget and Sassoon: Sassoon loses her damn mind."
molly: no I'M sassoon! YOU'RE widget!
andrea: you're widget
molly: waaaaaaah :'(
andrea: don't make me sic that crab on you
molly: this is totally ending up on the internet
andrea: V.v.V V.v.V V.v.V V.v.V
molly: <3 ~@~ <3 ~@~
i see your crab army and raise you love poop
andrea: you bitch
Oh, and you called it Drea - here it is, totally ending up on the internet. ShaBAM. And I'M SASSOON, weirdo.