Here it is folks, the moment you've been waiting for!
From the land that brought you human Tetris, bad English, and, yes, canned coffee... IT'S A VENDING MACHINE DRESS!
It's meant to be a defense against getting mugged on the streets, a quick hiding place of sorts, but really I think it's just another genius move in the Japanese world of fashion. People will totally be wearing these at every junior high in Tokyo! You just wait.
Read the original article here and watch the accompanying slide show; it's amazing.
Now I want some canned coffee. But the real kind, not the fabric kind.