The Weekly Widget and Sassoon: another reason we need our own film crew

It's true: Drea and I spend a lot of time bitching about our jobs, but at least our analogies are different every time.  I think I could someday string all our job rant analogies together and it would be a perfect sitcom.  Or at least a B-movie screenplay.

molly: btw, i'm curating more widget and sassoon laughables from our old chats and it's totally saving me right now

 andrea: Oh man! I should be doing that!

 Instead, I'm listening to a baby WHINE AND CRY FOREVER FOR NO REASON while I talk to you

 You think you have problems kid? Oh I'm sorry, is it too dark in here, is your mac and cheese not to your liking? Shall I wipe your ass again?

 molly: HA

  did you forget the sprig of parsley with that mac?

  maybe that's it

  or maybe you should heat those baby wipes with your breath

 andrea: Maybe I should run screaming into the rain and twirl in circles at my glorious, glorious freedom

 molly: yeah! and hire a steadicam to follow you!

 andrea: Hee hee!

 andrea: GARBAGE

 the world is garbage.

  Siiiiiiiiigh

 molly: it sure is

  except for the parts with dancing

  those are golden

Aaaaand scene.