And of course I still don't know what I'm doing with my life, other than sneakily blogging while pretending to organize files. Maybe I should have a dance party and invite rich moms and their babies and call it "learning."
andrea: You'll never guess where I am right now
a holiday inn breakfast buffet?
andrea: I'm at a baby class for bou-gie moms
Seriously, I'm gonna kill myself
I hate my job
molly: baby yoga?
i hate mine too
i want nothing more than to go to the gym and then go home and watch bad movies and drink red wine and make pumpkin cookies
andrea: Oh no, this is ANOTHER baby class
molly: good god
andrea: Because one wasn't enough
molly: what could babies possibly be learning??
andrea: Oh my god! I would KILL for that day right now
Well right now they're learning to pop bubbles
what a skill
parents PAY for that shit?
i need to start teaching bougie baby classes
andrea: You have no idea
This woman seems like she does a few lines in the changing room and then sucks down some helium before she does this
You have to be willing to make the necessary sacrifices
I think could deal with some coke and helium if it means I get to blow bubbles in toddlers' faces all day.