The Weekly Widget and Sassoon: MC Drea in da howwwse

Did I mention that Andrea is my personal rapper detective?  She is.  Just drop a beat and drop a dime, ya'll (did I just date myself with that reference?).

andrea: i luuuurve that the dooce just twatted that she saw john krasinski and her legs went all wobbly

 molly: hahaaa

what is she in LA for?

  i didn't figure it out

  so you need to

 andrea: HGTV stuff?

  that's my detective work

  solvin crimes, doin times

  makin rhymes

 molly: ah

  makes sense

 andrea: juicin limes

 molly: you're a rapper detective!

and smoothie maker!

  oh man, that's a tv show waiting to happen

  and you're composing the theme song

  right.

  now.

 andrea: except that i'm out of rhymes

  dammit 

That was only momentary, I'm sure.  She serves up those crazy rhymes all the time every day.  Unfortunately she has some competition from the scatting jazzman tennis ball:

JAZZZZZ!