I just wrapped up yet another weekend of living far beyond my means. It was totally worth it, as most extravagant weekends are, but I'm hurting. I could use a po' man's anything right now (but not extra pores, thanks).
andrea: there are no jobs for me
i'm going to resort to killing myself
molly: no no, don't do that!
who will cut my bangs for me?
and offer fashion advice via ichat??
andrea: oh dear
molly: is that like the po' man's pint?
"i'll have a popint of bud"
that's what I need...
molly: me too
but not bud
andrea: more like a poredstripe
sounds like "with pores"