If I had remembered it was Monday, I would have written this hours ago. But instead I slept until 2:45pm, did some irresponsible shopping, and then got drunk on red wine and watched My Cousin Vinny. Have I mentioned I'm pretty much unemployed?
andrea: oh my GAWD, go get me a sandwich
PLEASE
me: ok it's on it's way
but i'm poor so i had to send it via carrier pigeon
so... it might be soggy
or.... eaten by the pigeon
andrea: crappers
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