Tuesday, September 07, 2010

The Weekly Widget and Sassoon: carrier pigeons are the new hover boards

If I had remembered it was Monday, I would have written this hours ago.  But instead I slept until 2:45pm, did some irresponsible shopping, and then got drunk on red wine and watched My Cousin Vinny.  Have I mentioned I'm pretty much unemployed?

andrea: oh my GAWD, go get me a sandwich
 me: ok it's on it's way
  but i'm poor so i had to send it via carrier pigeon
  so... it might be soggy
  or.... eaten by the pigeon
 andrea: crappers

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