I am a typical girl when it comes to the Superbowl. I have no patience for the constant stopping and starting of the action and would rather just drink a lot of beer and eat nachos and wait for the kickass commercials. (That's what girls do, right?) Unless the Patriots are playing because in that case it's in my New England blood to represent.
If the Superbowl looked like any of these though, maybe I'd put down the tortilla chips and actually watch it:
(From Slate V)