Monday, July 26, 2010

The Weekly Widget and Sassoon: Don't fuck with the babysitter

Reason #147 why Andrea is a full-time babysitter and I am not:

andrea: How do you say to a child, "I don't know how to care about your bullshit?"
me: "hey, why don't you go count all the threads in this carpet while i drink some vodka??! nope, do it silently"

I only want to babysit if Thor and Freddy Mercury are involved:

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