I just ran into my friend/neighbor/co-worker/partner-in-bad-pun-making Michael at the grocery store. I surprised him by holding a jar of the finest salsa in front of his head until he looked at it. Then we had a conversation that went something like this:
Me: "I need Drano and celery"
Michael: "I need water and beer"
Michael: "This is sad... OK bye!"
And then I went home to eat vegetables and hummus and salsa and Triscuits and beer (I bought more than I intended... damn impulse buys) which I am still consuming while listening to the amazing new Books album. If only Andrea was online to make funnies and coach me through cooking something awesome, maybe I wouldn't be feeling like such a lazy butt right now.
so i just went to this bbq and drank a bunch of jam wine
and now i'm soooo sleepy
and its ten
plus, i can't reach the lamp from my bed here, so i'm just here in the dark talking to you and watching weeds
i'm still listening to old mixtapes
and about to cook a bunch of stuff for the week
like... rice? i guess?
andrea: mix herbs in with it and make green rice!
cooking for the weekissmart
i'm waaaaay too tired for that
me: it's more motivating when i'm the only one home and can blast music while i do it
andrea: yeah, i think my roommate is cookingfor the week right now actually
and for my space bar to stop acting like an idiot
i just read that as if you were mumbling it really fast
also, you're a genius, i'm totally making cilantro-scallion rice
doesn't that sound so much more exciting than regular rice?
andrea: squirt some lime juice in there
me: oooh i actually have the end of a lime to use up!
andrea: i am a genius
me: also: what a good reason to have a shot of tequila!
blue sky solutioneering!
ooops.... moldy lime :(
me: HAAAA i was just going to write that!