I just ran into my friend/neighbor/co-worker/partner-in-bad-pun-making Michael at the grocery store. I surprised him by holding a jar of the finest salsa in front of his head until he looked at it. Then we had a conversation that went something like this:
Me: "I need Drano and celery"
Michael: "I need water and beer"
Long pause...
Michael: "This is sad... OK bye!"
And then I went home to eat vegetables and hummus and salsa and Triscuits and beer (I bought more than I intended... damn impulse buys) which I am still consuming while listening to the amazing new Books album. If only Andrea was online to make funnies and coach me through cooking something awesome, maybe I wouldn't be feeling like such a lazy butt right now.
andrea:
so i just went to this bbq and drank a bunch of
jam wine
and now i'm soooo sleepy
and its ten
i rule
plus, i
can't reach the lamp from my bed here, so i'm just here in the dark
talking to you and watching weeds
me: ha!
i'm still listening to
old mixtapes
and about to cook a bunch of stuff for
the week
like... rice? i guess?
meh
andrea: mix
herbs in with it and make green rice!
delicious
cooking for the
weekissmart
i'm waaaaay too tired for that
me: it's more motivating when i'm the
only one home and can blast music while i do it
andrea: yeah, i
think my roommate is cookingfor the week right now actually
roommatesmakeme
uncomfortable
iwantadog
and for
my space bar to stop acting like an idiot
me: ha!
i just read that as if
you were mumbling it really fast
also,
you're a genius, i'm totally making cilantro-scallion rice
andrea: boom
doesn't that sound so
much more exciting than regular rice?
zesty!
me: totes
andrea: squirt
some lime juice in there
ole!
me: oooh i actually have the end of a
lime to use up!
andrea: i am a genius
me: also: what a good reason to have a
shot of tequila!
andrea: yes!
teamwork!
blue sky
solutioneering!
me:
haaaa
ooops.... moldy lime :(
andrea: lame!
lame lime
HA
me: HAAAA i was just going to write
that!
2 comments:
I. Love. Cooking. Seriously, summer kills it or me, because its too damn hot to cook anything. I just got home and was able to cook today, and its SO RELAXING.
We should do cooking lessons! Start eating meat!
Hells no to the meat. Hells yes to the cooking lessons (because you mean like a show, right? Like LL Cool J?)
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